New Camelot Castle Hotel horror review on TripAdvisor: “Never again”


Camelot Castle Hotel guest figures the owners must be living in ‘Cloud Cuckoo Land’

From all the evidence we’ve seen so far, we’d have to say they’re spot on. To the uninitiated Ted and John live in ‘cloud cuckoo land’. To those of us in the know, it’s called ‘Scientology’. The results are the same: an absurd and dangerous self-delusion that spirals downwards towards the gutter at the same time as trying to drag as many people with it as possible.

As usual, we’re keeping this review here for safe-keeping against when John and Ted try to get it pulled from TripAdvisor. It’s good to see that not only has TripAdvisor pulled around 25 of Camelot Castle Hotel’s most ‘suspicious’ 5* reviews in the last week, it has also left the recent critical ones untouched – including one referring to John and Ted’s mission to save the world with Scientology.

So that’s good news for those of you who have stayed at this hotel and had a horrible time and want to write an honest review about it – including the creepy Scientology hard sell. Please consult recent critical TripAdvisor reviews – particularly the ones titled ‘Never Again’, ‘The Most Bizarre Place In Cornwall’ for hints how to write it in a way that avoids TripAdvisor automatically pulling it.

Cloud Cuckoo Land…Insulting…Couldn’t wait to get back in the car. Way to go, Camelot Castle Hotel.

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