The 5* review machine is working again! Hoorah!


Camelot Castle Hotel squeezes another incredible 5* review in between the all-too-believable 2 and 1* ones

And makes itself look even more dodgy in the process.

The problem with the Scientologist owners of Camelot Castle Hotel – John and Irina Mappin and Ted Stourton – is that, like all Scientologists, they just can’t stop churning out the delusional PR in the hope that if they say it loud enough, it will be true.

So, after a glorious week without a 5* review, today we got this one followed swiftly by two damning 1* slaps in the face.  Hey, TripAdvisor, we hope you enjoy comparing and contrasting today’s three reviews for this most unsettling of hotels.

This review reads like it was written by an 8 year old.

Probably the same one who produces all Ted’s paintings.

Comments
2 Responses to “The 5* review machine is working again! Hoorah!”
  1. Tommy Davis says:

    Yeah… one 5* review of Camelot Castle Hotel, Tintagel.

    Member since: yesterday

    Puhlease.

  2. Xenu says:

    “The problem with the Scientologist owners of Camelot Castle Hotel – John and Irina Mappin and Ted Stourton – is that, like all Scientologists, they just can’t stop churning out the delusional PR in the hope that if they say it loud enough, it will be true.”

    The divorce from reality so fundamental to the Scientology mindset is truly baffling to the outside world. They’re just so completely cut off from any objective source of information: I’ve never seen anything else like it in my life. Its because they believe “reality” is a product of “agreement,” so as long as they manage to block out the real world nothing from it is “true to them.”

    Absolutely brilliant mindfuck.

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