Camelot Castle Hotel – “An experience not to be missed”


I Spy With My Little Eye

Good old Ted is testing TripAdvisor to see how far he can go

According to Ted Stourton, Camelot Castle Hotel is quite an experience. In fact, he goes as far as to say that it’s an experience not to be missed. That’s right, you really should go and experience Camelot Castle Hotel, you’d be quite literally mad to miss it.

And he’s added yet ANOTHER one to the Camelot Castle Hotel Experience portfolio.

It was 5, but it’s now 6 of the last 9 positive reviews for Camelot Castle Hotel that feature the word ‘experience’ in the title.

It’s a ‘fuck you’ code. What’s a ‘fuck you’ code, you ask?

It’s a word (or words) they deliberately use in their reviews to tell you that they know that they’re getting away with it. Flipping the finger at TripAdvisor, if you like.

One really ought not be that cynical, Ted. Of course, if one’s ‘religion’ afforded one the slightest shred of spiritual enlightenment one wouldn’t be that cynical.

I hope Ted keeps going. I’m as interested as he is to see how extreme he can make it.  Here’s a challenge, Ted. See if you can put the word ‘Scientology’ in the next five titles 🙂

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11 Responses to “Camelot Castle Hotel – “An experience not to be missed””
  1. should we have a word with the people on operation craigslist to see about getting tripadvisor added, just for KSW?

    • I’d say yes… only I don’t know what operation craigslist is. Hell, yes, anyway 🙂

      • Tweetie Pie says:

        There was a combined Anon/ESMB effort to flag Scientology ads on Craigslist as spam. Worked very well, and the exes who don’t like to mask up and protest really got behind it.

        Should we ask for their assistance?

      • Operation Craigslist refers to an effort to find all the spam advertisements for Scientology on Craigslist, and flag them as… well, spam. Software was written to identify any advertisement that included Scino contact details, and volunteers at the Ex-Scientologist Message Board (and on WWP) flagged them all, and got them removed.

        Maybe we should ask the folks at ESMB to flag all the Camelot Castle Hotel reviews that are spam, on Trip Advisor? Those who can’t or won’t join a protest are often happy to help in other ways like this.

  2. Shades of night are creeping
    willow trees are weeping
    old folks and babies are sleeping
    silver stars are gleaming
    all alone I’m scheming
    scheming to get you out here
    my dear

    Come tip toe through the window
    where the window is where I will be
    Tip toe through the tulips with me
    Tip toe from your pillow
    to the shadow of a willow tree
    and tip toe through the tulips with me
    Knee deep in flowers we’ll stray
    We’ll keep the showers away
    and if I kiss you in the garden
    in the moonlight
    will you pardon me
    come tip toe through the tulips with me
    tip toe through the window
    by the window is where I will be
    come tip toe through the tulips with me
    tip toe from your pillow
    to the shadow of a willow tree
    and tip toe through the tulips with me
    just me dear
    in flowers we’ll stray
    and we’ll keep the april showers away
    and if I kiss you in the garden
    in the moonlight
    will you pardon me
    come tip toe through the tulips with me
    tip, tip through the tulips with me

    That’s all!

    • Yeah, yeah. We can copy and paste, too.

      Those lyrics come from a song by ‘Tiny Tim’. We already know that this is one of the nicknames that people at Golden Era Productions use to refer to David Miscavige… is this a Freudian slip, or a cry for help?

    • daffy says:

      Hey John! Your poetry was bad before it got all suedo nasty you twat.Nobody is scared of you or your freaky cult,nobody is scared of Marek or his ugly friend either.It really is you who needs to be worried,you dont know who we are but we all know you and your silly friends,so be careful who you threaten you dumb fuck,or you might find yourselves face down in the ripples of peace you mug.
      Thats all!
      You prick!

      • The “tiptoe through the tulips” retardedness is the lyrics to an old pop song by an American guy called ‘Tiny Tim’ – is this a reference to David Miscavige? Anyway, I’m pretty sure it’s Marek who’s e-stalking you, not John.

    • daffy says:

      Oh yeah,i forgot to mention that the last bit of your gay poem should read;Tip toe,tip toe through the tulips.You see tip tip,tip toe,sort of ruined the whole effect.I am not sure,but i think,there might be a course you can do that can help you write poems,not sure where i saw it though,have a look on the internet,if you can still face turning your laptop on.Try and get it done before your forthcoming tax audit while you still have some money left,i hear there expensive these courses.

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