“You’d be better off burning your money and staying in a tent”


Classic Camelot Castle Hotel reviews #1 – “The horror, the horror”

The first in a series of Tripadvisor reviews from the past so bad that we just couldn’t resist resurrecting them from the grave for you to enjoy all over again. This one’s from July 2005 and borrows from Apocalypse Now to describe Camelot Castle Hotel

“The horror, the horror

Awful hotel. Creepy, shoddy, pebble-dashed horror.

Staff rude, food terrible, decor spectacularly dreadful.

And those paintings everywhere – they’re terrible.

The bedrooms are rubbish too – and our “bathroom” was a prefab in the corner of the room.

Avoid. You’d be better off burning your money and staying in a tent.”

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