Haydn Gresty: Ted Stourton paintings are worthless, you should know that


Haydn Gresty of Barnstaple looks to fob worthless Ted Stourton picture on the world – claiming to have paid ‘5 figures’ for it A recent appearance of a large, pig ugly (but hey, that’s subjective) Ted Stourton painting on eBay caused a smile over at WWP forums. The painting is being auctioned with a starting … Continue reading

Friends of Camelot: Learn business from the master himself!


Yes, folks. Learn business from internationally-renowned guru Mr. Ted ‘Loadsamonet’ Stourton Learn the 7 secrets of truly successful businessmen from Ted Stourton, bestselling author of such inspirational titles as “Keeping customers happy with the Camelot Review System” and “Selling your stuff the Light Box Way“. Dear Friends of Camelot, What IS the true power and … Continue reading

Friends of Camelot! Just what you wanted for Christmas…


Here’s an unbelievable pile of reindeer manure from John, Ted and Irina …cut and pasted from the usual American Scientology crib-sheet: THE BEST POSSIBLE CHRISTMAS PRESENT FOR OUR CHILDREN EVER!!!!! CAMELOT CASTLE IS FULLY BEHIND THIS CAMPAIGN…..it addresses one of the most destructive factors for artists today. YouTube – Psychiatry Psychiatric diagnoses prone to abuse … Continue reading

Friends of Camelot! Do you agree with Picasso?


More Friends of Camelot madness emailed before Christmas: Dear Friends of Camelot Castle and our Noble Ambassadors, We have been very fortunate at Camelot Castle as we are right by the sea we have had very little snow here and the roads to Camelot Castle are clear. However we are very concerned that a few … Continue reading

Friends of Camelot: How DO you run a decent hotel, by the way….?


Latest ‘Friends of Camelot’ spam reveals a softer, more ‘listening’ side to John Mappin and Ted Stourton In a post-BBC-expose spam email that’s remarkable by an absence of any reference to Scientology, we learn that ‘several’ rooms are undergoing ‘exciting’ refurbishment. Could this the same few rooms that have taken already taken the best part … Continue reading

Friends of Camelot! (If there are any left out there…) “The most memorable three days of your life”


Things are getting so bad at Camelot Castle Hotel it looks like they can’t even give their rooms away The latest ‘Friends of Camelot’ email from John Mappin is a desperate plea for survival. Yes, you know how important it is to fight for the life of a local business because John and Ted made … Continue reading

Friends of Camelot! We’re totally barking and we want you all to join us


Surely Camelot Castle Hotel’s latest outburst tells you all you need to know If you live in the Tintagel area and you weren’t worried about Camelot Castle Hotel before, you should be by the time you’ve read this. If you live and work in Plymouth and wondered what Scientology has in store for you, read … Continue reading

Friends of Camelot! Bad people are attacking us


So we’re hitting back with the words of L.Ron Hubbard reconstituted into poetry It seems like the public outrage against John Mappin’s unholy mix of scientology and hotel ownership is hurting. The bad TripAdvisor reviews are now so numerous (180+ 1 and 2* slatings) that no amount of fake 5* reviews can cover the bad … Continue reading

Friends of Camelot! Meet our beloved L.Ron Hubbard


Who appears to be…. …a different L.Ron Hubbard to the one factually documented by the rest of the world. When you find out a little bit about him (even the things Wikipedia has to say, far less these kind of things) it’s no wonder. Interesting also to note that this email doesn’t refer to Hubbard … Continue reading

Friends of Camelot! The harmful drugging of our local old people..


3rd Aug 2010 Dear Friends of Camelot Castle, We are writing to you today about a very important local issue. THE HARMFUL DRUGGING OF OUR LOCAL ELDERLY, LOCAL YOUNG CHILDREN AND LOCAL FINANCIALLY DISADVANTAGED PEOPLE. It has come to our attention through our media group and our research that in this local area several individuals … Continue reading