Camelot Castle Hotel: 12 times more people find the 1* reviews helpful…


…than the 5* reviews It amuses us to think of the logic that Mappin and Stourton are following with their Tripadvisor ‘interventions’. They seem to think that if there are more 5* reviews in total than 1* ones everything will be ok and no one will notice 152 horror reviews of their scandalous dump. On … Continue reading

Complain and get thrown out: hospitality the Scientology way


Camelot Castle Hotel gains another horror review on Tripadvisor The latest 1* ‘terrible’ review on Tripadvisor is quite shocking. “a glass my 3 year old nephew was drinking from broke in his mouth, the waiter took the glass away whilst I attend to his injuries despite my telling him to leave it there. An attempt … Continue reading

Camelot Castle Hotel website “Most deceptive site I have ever seen”


Deceptive website helps Mappin and Stourton rip off another unsuspecting visitor Camelot Castle Hotel’s misleading website has ruined another couple’s weekend away. Let’s see what the Advertising Standards Authority makes of this: “The other 2 rooms were horrendous also, dingy and awful, so bad in fact that (embarrasingly) I burst into tears as these people … Continue reading

‘Ted Stourton ‘art’ gave me headaches’ says unlucky visitor


Headache-inducing art too much for this TripAdvisor reviewer 151 ‘terrible’ reviews and somehow ol’ Camelot Castle Hotel is still going – but Ted’s meteoric rise to art fame…isn’t. “…there were these ghastly paintings hanging on every available wall space. I am an artist also and can happily critique my own work and be humbled by … Continue reading

Camelot Castle, John Mappin responds to Trip Advisor


John Mappin responds to Trip Advisor comments after 7 years of silence. After 7 years and over 500 comments some “Magical” and some not so magical John Mappin appears galloping into view riding his trusty steed of truth! But…….. He chooses to only respond to 2 positive reviews using the opportunity to plug Camelot Castle … Continue reading

Camelot Castle Hotel: “Just Awful”


Camelot Castle Hotel review shows nothing has changed. It’s still “awful”

Camelot Castle Hotel fake reviews: how dodgy can you get??


Camelot Castle Hotel fake 5* review – wonder how long it will take Tripadvisor to work it out? Another totally trustworthy review from the pen of a recent 5* reviewer of Camelot Castle Hotel. Lol. Take a look at their review for The Hotel Sailer in Innsbruck. Notice anything odd? Yes – you spotted it. … Continue reading

Camelot Castle Hotel Tripadvisor review: “Enjoyable…but!!!”


Camelot Castle’s weird reviews continue with the latest 3* Enjoyable… but basically really shit – and if it had happened to us instead of our distant relatives we would have been well annoyed. You can’t help wonder how bad things have to be for some people to decide they’re being ripped off. And you can’t … Continue reading

Camelot Castle Hotel pulled horror review: “Oh my God..”


Tripadvisor pulled this Camelot Castle Hotel ‘horror’ review a day after it was posted. Despite the contents of this review being absolutely in keeping with all the other ‘horror’ reviews of Camelot Castle Hotel, Tripadvisor has pulled it. It doesn’t mention Scientology nor is it abusive or defamatory, so why did they take it down? … Continue reading

Camelot Castle Hotel latest real review: “Pretty awful….”


“…but not as bad as some others make out” How much worse than “awful” and 2* do you want it to be?? I love this review. It’s like the person is trying to be fair to Camelot Castle Hotel while telling the truth about John Mappin’s awful dump on the cliffs at Tintagel.