Haydn Gresty: Ted Stourton paintings are worthless, you should know that


Haydn Gresty of Barnstaple looks to fob worthless Ted Stourton picture on the world – claiming to have paid ‘5 figures’ for it A recent appearance of a large, pig ugly (but hey, that’s subjective) Ted Stourton painting on eBay caused a smile over at WWP forums. The painting is being auctioned with a starting … Continue reading

Friends of Camelot: Learn business from the master himself!


Yes, folks. Learn business from internationally-renowned guru Mr. Ted ‘Loadsamonet’ Stourton Learn the 7 secrets of truly successful businessmen from Ted Stourton, bestselling author of such inspirational titles as “Keeping customers happy with the Camelot Review System” and “Selling your stuff the Light Box Way“. Dear Friends of Camelot, What IS the true power and … Continue reading

Friends of Camelot! Just what you wanted for Christmas…


Here’s an unbelievable pile of reindeer manure from John, Ted and Irina …cut and pasted from the usual American Scientology crib-sheet: THE BEST POSSIBLE CHRISTMAS PRESENT FOR OUR CHILDREN EVER!!!!! CAMELOT CASTLE IS FULLY BEHIND THIS CAMPAIGN…..it addresses one of the most destructive factors for artists today. YouTube – Psychiatry Psychiatric diagnoses prone to abuse … Continue reading

Friends of Camelot! Do you agree with Picasso?


More Friends of Camelot madness emailed before Christmas: Dear Friends of Camelot Castle and our Noble Ambassadors, We have been very fortunate at Camelot Castle as we are right by the sea we have had very little snow here and the roads to Camelot Castle are clear. However we are very concerned that a few … Continue reading

After the ‘busiest November ever’ – ZERO reviews


The busiest November ever at Camelot Castle Hotel generated NO Tripadvisor reviews? Yes. Odd that, isn’t it? No Tripadvisor reviews posted in December so far – after what the Mappins claim was the busiest November ever? Ouch. In reality, business must be worse than ever at the B&B now that the truth about the Mappins’ … Continue reading

Alex Polizzi – Camelot Castle Hotel needs you!


Would Camelot Castle be a hotel too far for hotel inspector Alex Polizzi? A great idea has surfaced in the WWP forums: why not get Alex Polizzi in to knock Camelot Castle Hotel and its quirky owners into shape? John, Ted, Irina, before you get annoyed, just think about it for a moment: all the … Continue reading

Friends of Camelot: How DO you run a decent hotel, by the way….?


Latest ‘Friends of Camelot’ spam reveals a softer, more ‘listening’ side to John Mappin and Ted Stourton In a post-BBC-expose spam email that’s remarkable by an absence of any reference to Scientology, we learn that ‘several’ rooms are undergoing ‘exciting’ refurbishment. Could this the same few rooms that have taken already taken the best part … Continue reading

Ted Stourton art work unsold on Ebay Zero Bids!


Worlds “Greatest Living Artist” work fails to sell on popular online auction site Ebay. In November two auctions were started on Ebay for two Ted Stourton canvases. Remember this is Ted Stourton, who has been busy “stunning the fine art world” one would expect his works to stir up quiet the bidding war as International … Continue reading

Camelot Castle Hotel: Scientology ‘Ponzi’ scheme?


Discussion on WWP forum starts to ask “Who’s funding Scientologists at Camelot Castle Hotel?” Following the BBC TV expose on Camelot Castle Hotel on 15th November, discussion in the WWP forums (home of Scientology arch-enemy ‘Anonymous’) has turned to who is funding Mappin and Stourton? All of us think that this hotel is just a … Continue reading

Camelot Castle Hotel fake reviews: how dodgy can you get??


Camelot Castle Hotel fake 5* review – wonder how long it will take Tripadvisor to work it out? Another totally trustworthy review from the pen of a recent 5* reviewer of Camelot Castle Hotel. Lol. Take a look at their review for The Hotel Sailer in Innsbruck. Notice anything odd? Yes – you spotted it. … Continue reading