The 5* review machine is working again! Hoorah!


Camelot Castle Hotel squeezes another incredible 5* review in between the all-too-believable 2 and 1* ones And makes itself look even more dodgy in the process. The problem with the Scientologist owners of Camelot Castle Hotel – John and Irina Mappin and Ted Stourton – is that, like all Scientologists, they just can’t stop churning … Continue reading

Camelot Castle Hotel – enturbulation goes mobile


Camelot Castle Hotel – prepare ye for enturbulation on the move! Here’s the latest highly suspect 5* TripAdvisor review brought to you via the powers of mobile enturbulation via iPhone. Why ‘highly suspect’? Because we Anons know real people who have stayed there and hated it – and only rated it 1* because there was … Continue reading

Camelot Castle Hotel: TripAdvisor reviews


The reviews of Camelot Castle Hotel on TripAdvisor are telling. If you’re trying to work out what’s going on with this hotel, its owners and the ‘church’ they belong to then taking a good, hard look at the reviews posted to TripAdvisor is an important place to start. At the time of posting this, the … Continue reading