Camelot Castle Hotel fake reviews: how dodgy can you get??

Camelot Castle Hotel fake 5* review – wonder how long it will take Tripadvisor to work it out? Another totally trustworthy review from the pen of a recent 5* reviewer of Camelot Castle Hotel. Lol. Take a look at their review for The Hotel Sailer in Innsbruck. Notice anything odd? Yes – you spotted it. … Continue reading

Fake Tripadvisor reviews. Yes – look here are two

Side by side for comparison so Tripadvisor staff can get the idea When you’ve looked at as many Tripadvisor reviews for a single property as we have (lol) you are able to do something that the average punter (or Tripadvisor staffer) can’t do: spot the fakes. That’s because we can spot the patterns in the … Continue reading

Camelot House Hotel? WTF? Is this shit catching?

What is it with the name ‘Camelot’? Is it some kind of disease? I stumbled across this hotel on Tripadvisor while keeping an eye on the infamous ‘Camelot Castle Hotel’ in Tintagel. You can imagine my amusement when I noticed that Camelot House Hotel in London gets almost as bad reviews as Mappin’s old shed … Continue reading

Deborah Zachary: did you really give Camelot Castle Hotel 5 stars?

Did Deborah Zachary even write a 5 star review for Camelot Castle Hotel? Who knows? Logically, there are three possible scenarios: 1) That Ms Zachary wrote the review because she enjoyed her stay at Camelot Castle Hotel -or- 2) That she wrote her 5 star review at the request of Scientologists John Mappin and Ted … Continue reading

Camelot Castle Hotel suspected of faking 5* reviews on Tripadvisor since 2008

Outraged guests have suspected Camelot Castle Hotel of faking positive reviews for over 2 years As this review from 2008 points out: “Yes the bad reviews here are all absolutely true! Lousy food, strange owners with appalling art over the walls painted by one of the owners Ted Stourton, a very odd bloke who took … Continue reading

Camelot Castle Hotel Tripadvisor reviews: no more ‘magical experience’ 5 star reviews

No fake 5* reviews for Camelot Castle Hotel for a whole EIGHT days! There’s a lot we can learn about what’s going on at Camelot Castle Hotel – from the reviews alone. 1) Whose is the dominant ego? Ted Stourton is the driving ego behind all the Camelot Castel Hotel nonsense. If you couldn’t tell … Continue reading

Camelot Castle Hotel – “An experience not to be missed”

Good old Ted is testing TripAdvisor to see how far he can go According to Ted Stourton, Camelot Castle Hotel is quite an experience. In fact, he goes as far as to say that it’s an experience not to be missed. That’s right, you really should go and experience Camelot Castle Hotel, you’d be quite … Continue reading

Camelot Castle Hotel – enturbulation goes mobile

Camelot Castle Hotel – prepare ye for enturbulation on the move! Here’s the latest highly suspect 5* TripAdvisor review brought to you via the powers of mobile enturbulation via iPhone. Why ‘highly suspect’? Because we Anons know real people who have stayed there and hated it – and only rated it 1* because there was … Continue reading

The good, the bad and the ugly – Camelot Castle Hotel

Camelot Castle Hotel TripAdvisor review spread tells its own story This graphic hardly needs explaining. Good hotels have a lot of positive reviews and a few bad ones where things have gone wrong or the hotel just hasn’t been to someone’s taste. Bad hotels have lots of negative reviews because they’re simply failing to deliver … Continue reading

Camelot Castle Hotel: “Unbelievable Con” says review

Before it got pulled for mentioning Scientology So we’ve preserved it here so that it has a chance of doing what the reviewer who stayed there intended it to do: to help prevent someone else from having L.Ron Hubbard and awful paintings shoved down their throats when all they want is a decent quality stay … Continue reading